This abortion analogy about UF students being humans went really well yesterday. (we here in Tallahassee have some sort of a rivalry you might say šš¹)
- Are gator fans human? [yes]
- SIZE: Would you say the Florida gators football team is less human because they are smaller than the average FSU Seminole? [no]
- LOCATION: Are Gator fans less human because they live in Gainesville, Aka the swamp? [no]
- DEPENDENCE: itās a well known fact that Gator fans are dependent on their parents and the government to afford to go to UF. Does this make them less than human? [no]
- DEVELOPMENT: Gator fans wear blue Jean shorts and mullets and Fanny packs, clearly showing their brains are not as developed as students here at FSU. Does this mean they are not as human as you all? [no]
I think lāll refine a bit and keep it in the arsenal. šŖ